The place has always been amazing to me.
Selling commodity items at several times what the competition is charging and usually mobbed with customers 18 hours a day.
Why couldn’t I have thought of that?
Would you have thought to hire witches and warlocks to cast a spell every day on their customers and product? (Or is their magic in the feces contained in a high percentage of their coffee grounds from improper barista handwashing?)
(Not to worry, prayer on the opposing side is even more powerful, if used.)