[rktman]

Better order up another 500 million kits then. Oh, and while you’re busy wasting our tax dollars, may as well pony up for a buhzillion N95 masks too.

[cp124]

Per N95 mask instructions you can have facial hair. Under emergency orders we hear by ban facial hair. The shaving mandate will be checked prior to doing anything.

[gitmo]

And spend another $1,000,000.00 per school and then close them down.