[Ellendra]

Free your ass, get a bidet.

And if you can't install a bidet, get a couple of those portable "bidet bottles". They're cheap, don't require plumbing skills, and can be used while camping if you want to.

[Prince of Space]

We got a Tushy. It sits between the toilet bowl and the toilet seat and connects to the water line from the wall. It’s affordable ($100) and works pretty well.