Know who invented fractions? Henry the 1/6th.
I said, "That's what I say, honey. What's the f'n difference. Now get over here and ---- me".
(h/t Andrew Dice Clay)
#FractionHumor

“...Henry the 1/6th.”
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Wasn’t he the guy that was “Drawn and Quartered”...TWICE!!!!!