Elamite clay tablet unearthed in mysterious Burnt City

Tehran Times ^ | December 24, 2021 | AFM (?)

[SunkenCiv]

[SunkenCiv]

• Archaeologists find bizarre burials in Burnt City [07/27/2014]
• Burnt City woman's face reconstructed [11/22/2010]
• Burnt City women outlived their men [06/24/2009]
• First Animation of the World Found In Burnt City [01/06/2009]
• 5000 years ago women in control of Burnt City [ women of Burnt City redux ] [08/17/2008]
• Anthropologists identify professional rider at Burnt City [01/10/2007]
• 4800-Year-Old Artificial Eyeball (Pics) [12/21/2006]
• Shrouded 5000-Year-Old Child Unearthed In Southeastern Iran [12/19/2006]
• French Archaeologists Says Ur Tomb Artifacts Came From Burnt City [12/15/2006]
• 3rd Millennium BC Artificial Eyeball Discovered in Burnt City [12/11/2006]
• Building 1 is "almost certainly" ancient Burnt City's lost temple: Sajjadi [11/12/2006]
• Turquoise-like Stones Unearthed in Burnt City, Iran [02/11/2006]
• Discovery of the First Prostrate Figure Burial in Burnt City [12/26/2005]
• Female population predominant in 5000-year-old Burnt City (Iran) [04/08/2005]
• Ancient Earrings Discovered At Burnt City Disprove Ornament Theory [03/09/2005]
• Human Sacrifice Was Common In Burnt City (Iran) [12/28/2004]
• 5,000 Years Ago, Women Held Power In Burnt City, Iran [12/24/2004]

[Vermont Lt]

Iran has some cool sites. Its a shame it is occupied and controlled by people who are single minded.

[Hot Tabasco]

That’s either a cheese grater or a Dr. Scholl’s shoe insert.

[sphinx]

I’m pretty sure it’s hardtack from a Civil War encampment. Nothing else would have survived so well in an unprotected environment.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Elamite language, language spoken by the Elamites in the ancient country of Elam which was famous for its deposits of the mineral Elamite.

[Ezekiel]

If any picture deserves a Far Side caption.

Matzah. The first try.

[GreenHornet]

Three more holes, and the owner would have gotten a free pizza from the Burnt City Pizzeria.

[x]

Founded around 3200 BC, Burnt City was populated during four main periods up to 1800 BC...

Bah! "Burnt City" sounds like a cyberpunk graphic novel or the setting for some video game about arson.

[ComputerGuy]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Elam

Sorry, Civ.

[Honest Nigerian]

“...the remains of a prehistoric monkey...”
What the duck?
LMFAO - prehistoric monkey - that is speculation and supposition on display.

[SunkenCiv]

Well, he *did* go on to become one of the most beloved characters in Western folklore...

[SunkenCiv]

You don’t think that a monkey skeleton could be identified?

[SunkenCiv]

Sure, but now they’d go broke for missing millions of 30 minutes or free guaranteed deliveries.

[SunkenCiv]

Good call.

[SunkenCiv]

I think the latest arson video game is set in Cape Town, it's from the same people who brought you this.

[Deplorable American1776]

Did it talked about supply chain problems? If not, Biden wasn’t elected there!! 🤓

[Red Badger]

Ancient Pop-Tart?......................

[Red Badger]

GMTA!......................

[ComputerGuy]

Sho nuff!