Then why do you need these election bills at all?
I think we need a Bacon Bill.
It would put this guy in charge of going after Bacon Thieves.
He would be authorized to catch them....
And arrest them.
Then I would always have bacon.
Good morning, pax!
Are you angling for the Queen of Bacon?
Looks like he is working on getting you some veal, but I’m sure his skills can work on wrangling up some bacon too.
My kinda gal!