ME: Hey Siri.
SIRI: Mmmmmm?
ME: Talk dirty to me.
SIRI: I'm not that kind of personal assistant.
I asked "her" again:
ME: Hey Siri.
SIRI: Mmmmmm?
ME: Talk dirty to me.
SIRI: Dirt. Loam. Clay. Compost. Sand.
Some professional actors could read any page in any phone book. With their skills of pronunciation, intonation and selective silence, that passage of words could sound like the most titilating, most outrageously incindiary phrase ever uttered in history!