First flight is gonna go nonstop to the crash site.
one hundred people with an hour to live? I expect they’d be required to get the clot shot before they boarded? I’ll bet the first pilot’s name is Reddy Kilowatt?
I’m rated to fly anything with one engine or no engine. I guess I could take over when the watts run out? Pilot to Passengers: please turn off your electronic devices-—you won’t be needing them-——and you can pick up your luggage at the local landfill.