[bagster]

I knew I’d wake you up sooner or later.

Dude, presents!

I already opened one up from Santa. Guess what I got.

IVERMECTON HORSE PASTE, NUKKA!!!!

*dance of jubilation*

Merry Christmas, you crazy old lunatic and part time meth addict.

[humblegunner]

IVERMECTON HORSE PASTE, NUKKA!!!!

Congratulations!

As a general rule I disapprove of using horses for human
consumption but I do understand the desire for tasty,
high-quality condiments. Spread that paste proudly.