***Bad thing is, the owner is a cop in my very very small town. I’ve got 73 — yes, 73 — recordings of the animal, but although I love the megaphone idea, it probably wouldn’t be workable due to the circumstances. Options appear to be very limited.
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How about inviting the chief over for a bar-b-que during a time when you know said animal will be sounding off?
Or the mayor (it is a small town...)
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A bbq for the mayor is a really fabulous idea! Better yet, make it a FUNDRAISER for the mayor and let all his supporters tell him how annoying that dog is. Also ask him to give a small speech to the group when the dog is barking at his worst. Then you get up and give a speech about his accomplishments and exhorting them to donate to his campaign ... but speak softly so the dog drowns you out. That will make him take notice.
I’m not bad...I’m just drawn that way!