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To: bgill
This is the part where we learn that the homeowner has been dead for weeks.

I suspect that there is mail piling up in behind the front door as well.

3 posted on 12/05/2021 12:22:35 PM PST by Captain Walker ("The side that has Truth gets Humor as a bonus.")
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To: Captain Walker

RE: homeowner dead?

In the old days when landline phones stayed on when picked up instead of quickly beeping and shutting off if you take too much time dialing there was a classic Gahan Wilson cartoon:

Two telephone company repairmen are standing inside the entrance to a house.
“There’s the problem right there. Phone’s off the hook.”

(Man has hanged himself from the ceiling and is dead with the phone cord wrapped around his neck.)


12 posted on 12/05/2021 12:31:20 PM PST by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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