When Fauci finally cracks......
Mrs. Dilber : Are you all right, Mr. Scrooge?
Ebenezer : [ecstatic] I... I don't know. I don't know anything. I never did know anything.
Mrs. Dilber , Ebenezer : [starts laughing]
Ebenezer : But now I KNOW that I don't know anything!
[begins to clap his hands and sing, to the tune of 'Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush']
Ebenezer : I don't know anything!/ I never did know anything!/ But now I know that I don't know/ All on a Christmas morning!
[speaking again]
Ebenezer : Shall I stand on my head? I must stand on my head.
[He does so, and Mrs. Dilber runs out screaming]