Realtor who took a private jet to the Capitol riot says she plans to practice yoga, detox from alcohol, and lose 30 pounds in prison
She sounds more like a self-absorbed dim than a pubbie.
“Posing in front of a mirror in a sports bra and yoga pants, Ryan said: “I have to report to prison, and the only thing that I can see that’s good about having to go to prison is that I’m going to be able to work out a lot and do a lot of yoga and detox.
“And also I can’t eat because the food is awful, and there’s just no food. So hopefully they have, like, some protein shakes and some protein bars, I think, because you don’t want to eat, like, green baloney — that’s what they have to eat.”
Ryan then filmed herself stepping on a scale in her bathroom. “I’m thinking that I can get down to, you know, 140, so 30 pounds in two months,” she said. “If I do that, then it will be worth going to prison for 60 days.”
She added: “You have to look at the bright side of everything you do, and that’s what I’m trying to do. So wish me luck!””
Sure. They will cater protein shakes to her in prison.
Isn’t 60 days in prison overkill for a misdemeanor of “parading on Capitol grounds” overkill?