Posted on 12/01/2021 9:25:14 AM PST by weston
The Menu For The Roadkill Cafe “You Kill It, We Grill It” Eating Food Is More Fun When You Know It Was Hit On The Run!
“You Kill It, We Grill It”
Eating Food Is More Fun When You Know It Was Hit On The Run!
Entrees.
** Center Line Bovine **
Tastes Real Good, Straight From The Hood ............ $ 5.99
( with cheese, add .50 )
** The Chicken That Didn’t Cross The Road **
What A Dumb Cluck ................................... $ 3.49
( includes soup and salad )
** Flat Cat **
( served as a single or in a stack )
Single Flat Cat ..................................... $ 1.99
Double Flat Cat ..................................... $ 2.79
Flat Cat Stack ...................................... $ 4.99
Flat Cat Family Pack (with kittens).................. $ 9.00
A Taste Of The Wild Side - Still In The Hide.
** Chunk Of Skunk **
Smells REAL good! ................................... $ 7.49
( basted in Tomato Sauce )
** Smidgen Of Pigeon **
Tastes so good, you’ll coo for more ................. $ 3.49
( includes salad & French bread )
** Road Toad Ala Mode **
Jump into this dish, & you’ll croak for more ........ $ 2.99
( ice cream flavours chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry )
** Shake N’ Bake Snake **
Long and crunchy, with 12 secret spices ............. $ 3.99
( extra long snake, add $ 1.29 )
** Swirl Of Squirrel **
You’ll go nuts for our squirrel ..................... $ 2.49
( includes salad & peanut brittle desert )
** Whippoorwill On A Grill **
This one will tickle your fancy ..................... $ 2.79
( includes sunflower & sesame seed roll with salad )
** Rigor Mortis Tortoise **
Slowly aged to perfection ........................... $ 7.99
( includes turtle soup & dumplings )
Eating Food Is More Fun When You Know It Was Hit On The Run!
** Canine Cuisine **
You’ll eat like a hog when you taste our dog.
Slab of Lab ......................................... $ 1.99
Pit Bull Pot Pie .................................... $ 0.99
Cocker Cutlets (best of show) ....................... $ 4.99
Sharpei Fillet ...................................... $ 2.99
Poodles N’ Noodles (w/French fries) ................. $ 3.79
Snippet of Whippet .................................. $ 2.69
Collie Hit by a Trolley (Toonerville)................ $ 3.89
BBQ Beagle .......................................... $ 2.79
German Shepherd Pie (with sauerkraut)................ $ 3.99
Fire Broiled Dalmatian .............................. $ 1.01
Trampled Sheep Dog .................................. $ 3.29
** A Disney Classic: Thumper Ala Bumper **
Tender & juicy with lots of meat on the foot ........ $ 9.49
( side order of Bambi Venison $2.49 extra )
Late Night Delights! Served Fresh Each Night After Dark.
** Rack Of Raccoon **
White meat, dark meat, white meat, dark meat ........ $ 5.99
( includes salad, & free Daniel Boone soft drink mug )
** Awesome Possum **
Jed Clampet’s Family Recipe can’t be beat! .......... $ 7.99
( includes Possum Tail soup & Possum Pie desert! )
** Smear Of Deer **
You’ll eat Bambi’s heart out and love it! ........... $ 8.99
( includes soup, baked potato with venison gravy)
** Texas Speed Bump **
Try our Armadillo, tenderized by Goodyear! .......... $ 5.69
( includes Texas Armadillo meatball soup n’ salad )
Roadkill Cafe Menu Challengers.
** Guess That Mess! **
A daily special treat - if you can guess it,
you eat it for free! ............................... $ 9.99
** Bag N’ Gag **
Our daily take-out lunch special
Anything Dead, In Bread ............................. $ 2.49
Eating Food Is More Fun When You Know It Was Hit On The Run!
The only animal I ever hit was a beaver. It was early in the morning and very dark. Usually, one can see the eyes of an animal , but this beaver’s eyes were so low I couldn’t see it. With the help of my daughter we dragged it out of the road. WOW! Those things are heavy!
You didn’t make Beaver Stew?
I heard it is “dam” good!
#1 pun of the day.
No comment.
The beautiful Fox Christmas tree was lit up last night and not in a good way.
“Fox News Christmas Tree Catches Fire in Manhattan”
The police said that a man was in custody in relation to the blaze. The 50-foot tree had been ceremonially lit days earlier in an “All-American” festive broadcast.
A few minutes later, as a live feed showed smoke billowing above the tree, Ms. Bream said that the fire seemed to have been put out. “But we’re going to monitor the situation to try to figure out what sparked this whole thing,” she added.
In a companywide memo on Thursday that was provided by Fox News Media, Suzanne Scott, the company’s chief executive, condemned the vandalism and said that the tree would be replaced.
“We will not let this deliberate and brazen act of cowardice deter us,” Ms. Scott said. “We are in the process of rebuilding and installing a new tree as a message that there can be peace, light and joy even during a dark moment like this.”
The fire started at around 12:15 a.m., the police said, and did not cause any injuries. They arrested Craig Tamanaha, 49, in connection with the blaze and charged him with seven counts including criminal mischief, reckless endangerment and arson. The police said Wednesday that the authorities were still investigating the cause of the fire, but that Mr. Tamanaha had been observed climbing the tree by security at the headquarters.
It was not immediately clear whether Mr. Tamanaha had retained a lawyer. But the police said they believed that he was homeless and were investigating whether drugs or mental illness had played a factor. He was last arrested in March for smoking the synthetic drug known as K2, the police said.
Read more......
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/08/nyregion/fox-christmas-tree-fire.html
and were investigating whether CNN or MSNBC had played a factor.
Finland's Prime Minister is 36 years old, went out clubbing till 4am, left her work phone at home and was therefore unreachable to get a text telling her she needed to quarantine. https://t.co/AUYNYtCxsU— Neri Zilber (@NeriZilber) December 8, 2021
Rules are made for thee not for me attitiude.
Me, too.
If food prices keep going up, roadkill will be the way to go. :)
WSJ now releases its poll results among Hispanic voters:
Biden job performance
Approve 42%
Disapprove 54%
'22 generic ballot
Dem 37%
GOP 37%
'24 WH
Biden 44%
Trump 43%
(Subsample size is 165 here, margin of error +/- 7.6)https://t.co/8O0Hfl50nJ https://t.co/2K0T22VFTY— Steve Kornacki (@SteveKornacki) December 8, 2021
Probably paid him to climb the tree and provided the matches.
Gender gap among Hispanic voters here:
Biden job performance
Hispanic women: Even
Hispanic men: -23
'22 generic ballot
Hispanic women: Dem +17
Hispanic men: GOP +16
'24 WH
Hispanic women: Biden +25
Hispanic men: Trump +23— Steve Kornacki (@SteveKornacki) December 8, 2021
For reference: Per Pew's post-election study, Biden won Hispanic voters 59-38% in 2020, down from Clinton's 66-28% margin in '16https://t.co/6chhrCILMN— Steve Kornacki (@SteveKornacki) December 8, 2021
It’s a subsample in a poll (and a larger one than most) and these are shared and reported all the time. It’s nowhere near definitive, obviously, but it’s a data point amidst many others pointing to a similar shift and worth sharing with the context I provided.— Steve Kornacki (@SteveKornacki) December 8, 2021
I think anything scene in the older shows is just trying to read something into it. Something that wasn’t meant to be subliminal.
I’m really surprised that the actors playing Sergeant Schultz and LeBeau roles . Both of those were in concentration camps and lost most of their family. Although the show was a POW camp, it’s still had to bring back nightmares. I would think. Plus Trivializing the experiences they went through.
“ We didn’t raise him that way, but it sure depends on who they marry.”
Yeah my son isn’t doing anything how we raised him to be as far as employment. But his wife and her family are now the majority of his influences. I would think they would see the differences in our lifestyles and wonder why.
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