Wanna talk about perversion?
You can buy queer pride accessories for your innocent, sinless pets.
Because let’s just pervert everything we can.
PetCo carries mountains of them. Being in Chicagoland, it’s all over the place, and I don’t appreciate that. Your sex life should never be public. End of story. Nobody’s should.
I feel bad for some poor fool who just thought their dog would look cute in rainbow colors without getting the meaning... Or you could take it the other way and when commented on say, “Oh, I don’t support that sh!t. My dog just looks good in multiple colors.”
All I have to do is stroll down some store aisle and with all the Christmas gift stuff spilling everywhere, I've noticed a lot of children's items with rainbow this and rainbow that.
Riiight. Ugh. I'm on to that "plausible deniability" racket.
Like those Amazon trucks: sure, it's just an arrow, like Bezos' spacecraft is just a rocket:

What is the matter with people? Blue Origin? Fans of Police Academy?

I'm irritated that this stuff even comes to mind.