A man is suicidal and is about to jump off a building
Don’t do it! shouts another man from behind him. God loves you and has given you life for a purpose.
Really? says the suicidal man.
Yes. Do you believe in God?
Yes.
Me too! Christian or non-Christian?
Christian.
Me too! Which denomination?
Protestant.
Me too! Which sub-denomination?
Lutheran.
Me too! KJV or ESV Bible?
ESV Bible.
Die, heretic! And the second man pushes the first man out of the building.
LOL - everyone knows that the KJV is the REAL deal! :)
And we Lutherans don’t consider ourselves protestants. So there.
See, this religious warring is fun! :)