Original music and lyrics by J. J. Cale
Parody and Copyright by LonePalm, 2003
If your hair’s fallin’ out you’ve got to take her out; Rogaine.
If your hair’s fallin down, down on the ground; Rogaine.
Rub it in, Rub it in, rub it in; Rogaine.
You wanna feel like a man, you need a new plan; Rogaine.
When there’s none to coif and your girl’s runnin’ off; Rogaine.
She’s quite right, she’s quite right, she’s quite right; Rogaine.
When your mane is gone and you wanna rock on; Rogaine.
Don’t forget this fact, you might get it back; Rogaine.
Comb those strands, Comb those strands, comb those strands; Rogaine.
Comb those strands, Comb those strands, comb those strands; Rogaine.
WWG1WGA
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
