Ha ha ha don rickles ha ha. Somebody seems to like the eat this not that website. This is like the 4 th article I have seen from there. Someone call humblegunner. There is a blog pimp on the loose.
Five turkeys from five stores, none of which owns a turkey farm. They all get the same turkeys from the same farms. There are 2 levels of random here. One, which farm had the best bid for the big order. Two, just grab any turkey from the freezer. There also should be some experimental controls too like time of day, cooking order, which oven you use, seasonings, weight of the bird, basic science stuff. Otherwise it is just clickbait bullshit. I would sat it is exactly clickbait bullshit.
Humblegunner is sarcastic?