ROTF!
Don’t do it in NYC. The rats would make off with the bird first.
Don’t be fooled by Pizza Rat. He’s a runt.
My late friend Avi always used to make chicken for the Friday night Sabbath meal, and I was frequently invited to join them for the meal. I used to call the dish "Roadkill Chicken". I have no idea what Avi did to create this flattened bird, but at least it tasted good--even if it looked like roadkill!