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Hooker Raccoon checked into her room
Only to find Hillary's laptop
But Hooker had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the leg hairs of her rival
Her rival it seems had broken her dreams
By stealing the office of the Preezy
His name was Biden and he called himself Joe
And everyone knew him as Brandon
He and his gal, who called herself Jill
Were in the next room at the Oval
Hooker burst in, and grinning a grin
She said: Brandon boy, this is a showdown
Now, Brandon was hot, he drew first and shot
And Hooker collapsed in the corner
Hooker Raccoon, she fell back in her room
Only to find Hillary's laptop
Hillary checked out, and she left it no doubt
To help with good Hooker's revival
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