Biden isn’t actually involved in any of that. When the cameras are off, they strip him down and diaper him up and sit him in the playpen with some toys.
But!
Down with time zones!
Nationalize time!
Universal 12 noon! for everyone all the time.
Why should I have to worry about being on time? That’s oppression!
Time zones are soooooo systemically racist, oppressive, colonizing, and white supremacist. /s