I laughed so hard during one episode when Col Klink showed up in a sidecar with a pair of pearl handled revolvers a la Gen’l Patton that I jumped into a recliner that had a wire sticking out of it and ripped my leg and had to go to the ER. I don’t know why that show was so dang funny but it were.
“Son, only a pimp in a Louisiana whore- house carries pearl-handled revolvers. These are ivory.”
― George S. Patton Jr.