Oh, boy...
Next: Halyna Hutchins was saying to friends at lunch “I have the documents and I can go to the authorities and testify that Hunter and his father were into this crime. It’s going to bring them down.”
Also a tabloid will report:
Hillary Clinton, a top celebrity icon herself, seemed stage struck as she gushed over having lunch with stars including Alec Baldwin. She and two “old friends” in black suits and sunglasses discussed something in hushed tones with the former Secretary of State. Maybe just asking autographs for grandkids?