Aw c’mon man!
It would be like a E Ticket roller-coaster, with the possibility of dying!
Come on you old fogey! I’ll show you a few new [crustal] wrinkles!
I read that when I was 25 (many years ago) and I remember thinking it would be a cool way to “go out.”
Now it just seems “dramatic.” Just drop a rock on my head and be done with it.