Brian Laundrie lookalike ambushed by feds at gunpoint on Appalachian Trail

NY Post ^ | 10/18/2021 | Yaron Steinbuch

[CGASMIA68]

Do you think these avg retiree’s witha F’ed up son are that savy and or maybe secret agents ?

[zeugma]

# I guess the Feds think Laundrie won’t shave his beard. Smart, huh?

I have figured for years that the final thing they do before you go to work for the feral government is to remove your brain and place it in a jar.

[zeugma]

# I have been told, by a reliable source, the U.S. Marshals are the least corrupted of the federal law enforcement agencies. Border Patrol was another, although it is now part of Homeland Security.

LOL. Real high praise there.

Personally, I wouldn’t trust ANY Federal officer more than your averaged Riker’s inmate.

[Keyhopper]

They probably don’t but the lids kinda tech savvy.

[CarolinaReaganFan]

tech savvy

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any ever see feedback from the 3sec boat video on Brian’s twitter acct? I’d sure guess that twitter has the ip address of whoever logged in but if at a starbucks wifi then it wouldn’t matter much.