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To: Berlin_Freeper

My brother was in a car accident and was dying. He called my mother and said: “I love you mom, I wish I had worn my seat belt.”

Then my sister died when she fell off a boat. Her last words were: “I wish I had worn a life preserver.”

Lo and behold, my aunt dies when she forgot to change the battery in her smoke detector. Her last words were: “I wish I had used a Duracell battery.”


53 posted on 10/17/2021 9:42:38 PM PDT by Az Joe ("Scratch a Liberal, and a Fascist bleeds")
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To: Az Joe

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!


129 posted on 10/18/2021 1:20:27 AM PDT by MagnoliaB ( You can't always get what you want but if you try sometime you will find you get what you need.)
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