That was attributed to the Qtards, not Q.
The most amazing things are attributed to our happy band of Qtards.
Such as:
Secret tunnels full of sex dungeons, sex pits out back of a concrete plant in Arizona, Secret pedo jewelry worn by folks you don't like, massive expansion at GITMO, prison barges, military tribunals, thousands of "sealed indictments", JFK Jr. alive, Barron Trump a time traveller, "Rods From God", bad guys shooting missiles at Air Force One, Medical tents in Central Park used to conceal the removal of mole children from the sewers and taken to safety on hospital ships, Biden is a body double, Biden isn't in the White House, Trump will be back in charge soon, Hillary is wearing an ankle monitor, Biden has been arrested, the inauguration was fake, the white house is a sound stage, somebody turns out the white house lights too early, Biden's ear lobes are wrong, his eyes are the wrong color, he's flying around in the wrong plane, Pizzagate is real and the Podesta brothers ate up little Maddy McCann, Adrenochrome Harvesting is real, Michelle Obama is a dude, McCain was assassinated, Barbara Bush is the daughter of Alister Crowley, Tom Hanks is a pedophile because of a facial expression he made at an award show, the snow in Texas was made of viruses, wouldn't melt and turned black when burned.
That's some admirable Qreativity right there, I'll tell you what.
I edited your list down and made some minor adjustments. I only included true things, most of which CAN be traced to Q posts.
The rest is pure speculation based on....nothing.
Oh, and Baron IS a time traveler. He told me your future entails a meth overdose and a barefoot death.
I still like you, though.
That list cracks me up every time I read it.
It’s a keeper.