[fidelis]

Now why didn’t I think of this when I was single?

[max americana]

I bought most of my first dates from high school to McDonald’s. And still got laid. There’s nothing wrong with fast food as first dates. The coach from FIU bought his model date to McD’s and they got married.

We know women. They expect us to bring them to the Hilton or Hyatt for a first date and spend $100. Aint happening girls. (chauvinist rant off)