We nasty humans are causing COSMIC WARMING!!
C.M. Kornbluth wrote a story many years ago titled “The Marching Morons” in which he envisioned a future where the productive citizens of the world were practically enslaved by the ignorant masses who expected the workers and thinkers to support their drone-like lives. One man’s solution was to convince the masses that Venus was a paradise where people could immigrate and live indolent and easy lives. The masses lined up in droves to be rocketed into space. Perhaps we should try that with the greenies.