[GaryCrow]

That’s not what I envisioned the world’s most expensive tail looking like.

[Oshkalaboomboom]

Many, many years ago I went to a small college in Western Pennsylvania. Since we were young and shy the first people we bonded with were people from our own state, which in my case was NJ. A fellow Jerseyite was dating this girl who to call ugly was an affront to ugly women. It was almost nauseating to watch them canoodling. But I was polite and never commented on it.

The next year I saw him again and he was dating a new girl so one day I asked him about his old girlfriend. He asked me if I had ever heard of the Sperry-Rand corporation. When I said I did he replied that she was a Sperry, which proves that all the money in the world can't change who you are.