[Deaf Smith]

Earlier this century, I found a meteorite on ranch property.

Later, sister with a Masters degree in education asked how I was able to get a meteor.

I replied that I was not good enough to catch a meteor, but that I could pick up a meteorite.

She just gave me a blank look.

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I replied that I was not good enough to catch a meteor, but that I could pick up a meteorite.