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To: Pelham; All

How do you know for sure? Were you an eye witness?

Are you saying people should believe what they didn’t see and hear?

Curious why you lead yourself to believe something you saw on the internet. Oh sorry, if it’s on the internet, it must be true.

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.”

All you need to know because it was in the news and seen in all the newspapers.

By the way, if someone says on FR that a plane didn’t hit the Pentagon on 9-11, why I’d be steaming and hissing and then I would go find something on the internet taken from someone I don’t know but who shows a photo of a plane part and by golly, that’s proof!

I’ll say it again, Joe Biden won the most votes in all American history campaigning from a basement. I know this because it was in all the news and I saw it on the internet.

Here are truth nuggets:

1. I don’t know all that happened on 9-11 because I wasn’t there. Correction: I am required to believe what happened just because, and if I don’t believe it, I am a lunatic like that Wood dude.

2. A lot of “news” people said this and that on 9-11 and it seems many people nodded in agreement that this and that happened on 9-11. So it must be true.

3. If I don’t believe what I am told to believe, I am deemed a nutjob by some. So I better believe what I am told to believe or else.

4. Family and friends in Manhattan and Staten Island said buildings fell, they sent photos of ground zero. I believe them because I know them.

5. Friends and family saw footage of planes hitting the Towers. Me too. We saw footage, you know f-o-o-t-a-g-e. We saw it honest.

6. WTC-7 was reported to have no plane hit it yet it’s reported it fell like the others. This is in an official report. I read the report but I wasn’t there. The report stunk from an engineering perspective, substandard analysis and not credible. Maybe I should file a complaint against those that trained me in science and engineering. It’s science, you know. Trust the science or else.

7. My first girlfriend was flat-chested but she wore fake boobs. I didn’t know she was flat-chested until well ... until I, um, discovered she wore something that um, made her look like she had boobs. But it seemed clear that if I said her boobs were fake, I would not be here posting anything.

8. I was wearing a mask inside Trader Joe’s when it slipped under my nose. A stock clerk told me to “put your mask over your nose!” I was in a bad mood and told him “shove it up your butthole boy!” He went to his manager to report my domestic terrorism but the manager said to let it go. I saw him in the next aisle a little later just when I had a chili bean induced aliquot of intestinal gas, so I farted with deliberate heightened sound at him as I passed him, and said, “That one’s for you, boy!” He didn’t like it but I liked it a lot.

9. I told a checker in Home Depot that masks work at stopping SARS-COV-2 about as well as a chain link fence stops a swarm of fleas passing through it. He told me that Dr. Fauci said they work and he looked at me like I was a nutjob. He said it was proven by science or something. I said, “Um Okay”, science again, got to trust the science.

10. Lin Wood says some outlandish things. I smile, fold my arms and say , “that’s interesting, let’s see what happens.”

11. Some unknown nobody who knows everything says Lin Wood is a lunatic, to which I smile, fold my arms and say, “that’s interesting, let’s see what happens.”

12. Because I don’t write that Lin Wood is a lunatic, it must be that I believe Lin Wood’s audacious comments, therefore I am deemed a nutjob even though I don’t believe his audacious comments. I don’t disbelieve them either. But I like the guy to which it must mean I believe him even though I don’t believe him and I don’t disbelieve him. Circular logic can be so entertaining.

13. When I mingle among leaders in science who are humble, friendly, mild, super-intelligent, I am placid, polite, respectful, and also humble too. But when engaging with the riff raff, I so wish for that special aliquot of pent up gas that I can unleash as a giant tonal fart that will make history.

14. When someone asks me, “Do you like Lin Wood?” I say, “Oh heck yeah, he’s good people!” Then, “Lin Wood is nuts and so are you for liking him!” Where’s that momentous fart when I need it?


354 posted on 10/05/2021 5:48:06 AM PDT by Hostage (Article V)
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To: Hostage

You’re like the child who discovers the skeptic’s argument and thinks it’s the height of wisdom. But I assume you aren’t a child and therefore have less excuse for behaving like one.


410 posted on 10/05/2021 8:29:44 PM PDT by Pelham ('Viruses don't exist' is the latest variant of Flat Earth theory)
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