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To: monkeyshine
.... It’s her third husband as I recall.....

She's 88 years old. At 100 George Burns said he had outlived several of the lifespans of his young doctors who grew old telling him to stop smoking cigars.

I am not promoting smoking. Just a joke.

20 posted on 09/28/2021 6:53:26 PM PDT by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: frank ballenger

At 100 George Burns said he had outlived several of the lifespans of his young doctors who grew old telling him to stop smoking cigars.

For a brief period in my life I was able to smoke cigars and drink martinis like Burns did. Sure wish I had his genes….


30 posted on 09/28/2021 7:22:39 PM PDT by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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To: frank ballenger

A long time ago, George Burns made the following comment on stage....

“Years ago, my doctor told me to stop smoking cigars.”

Sidekick, “What does your doctor say now?”

Burns: “Nothing, he’s dead!”


33 posted on 09/28/2021 7:29:44 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (Donald J. Trump is my president, not the Commander-in-Thief, brain-dead Joseph Stolen)
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