Your weird posts are hard to decipher, but are you telling me you're a fatty?

“ Your weird posts are hard to decipher, but are you telling me you’re a fatty?”
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I wish.
It’s a blip like a blip on the radar screen.
I’m an on going victim of spell checker.
My wife says I can turn it off.
Sure, then when I turn it off, the maybe one or two times a year I actually need it I won’t have it.