Whoa. So your father-in-law is Illuminati and your son and daughter are lizard persons? Now I really want you to post up their pics.
Well, they're your children. You gotta love them anyway.
Ain't having kids wonderful? You are blessed to have fulfilled your role as a woman in this life.
#Awkward
I do enjoy being a woman, tbh. It’s easy to pick out the misfits whose only female experience came with an air nozzle.