How about 99% reflective mirror surface?
Chrome your house for a much better rejection of solar radiation.
Fire it all back into the atmosphere to heat it up and cause real global warming.
The Zoolander boys in the lab are so smart. There stopping by the gas station later before heading out to lunch.
“How about 99% reflective mirror surface?”
I’ve got 6 gates going into the ranch and a foot and a half from each end they’re wrapped with 3M reflective tape. Makes it nice and cool to the touch compared to the black pipe that’s not wrapped. On a hot west Texas day that’s a relief, you don’t need a pair of oven mittens.