[meyer]

Since when does Missouri get earthquakes?

There is that pesky New Madrid Fault lurking around there.

What if, instead of California, Missouri had a massive earthquake and fell into the ocean?

[bagster]

What if, instead of California, Missouri had a massive earthquake and fell into the ocean?

Then America would be a donut.

And the mole men would pour forth and overwhelm us.

Only one hero can save us now.

#WhenPollysInTroubleIAmNotSlowItsHipHipHipAndAwayIGo