The only more devastating is the Double-Dog-Dare variant.
If you are unfortunate to get the DDG Covid Variant this winter, and happen to put your tongue on a frozen pole, it’s ALL over for you.
“If you are unfortunate to get the DDG Covid variant this winter, and happen to put your tongue on a frozen pole, it’s ALL over for you.”
Unless of course you are lucky enough to have a dog nearby smart enough to pee on said frozen junction !