[ponygirl]

I would do the test on a mango. If it comes back positive, let them know their test is BS and you refuse to participate any further because you have proof that it is BS. Not sure how they could argue with that, though I'm sure they would try.

(Sorry, I know that's not helpful. This is all just so dystopian that my sarcasm has reached near 100% levels.)

[KittenClaws]

I would do the test on a mango. If it comes back positive, let them know their test is BS and you refuse to participate any further because you have proof that it is BS. Not sure how they could argue with that, though I’m sure they would try.
(Sorry, I know that’s not helpful. This is all just so dystopian that my sarcasm has reached near 100% levels.)
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You should not apologize. That was an awesome idea!