He's not dumb. He's a huge, monkey-faced liar. And he knows this (well okay, he's dumb too).
He thinks the American people are stupit enough to buy that claptrap. Only 43% (or less) really are.
The derps will NEVER stop lying, even as the truth taps 'em on the shoulder and photo bombs them.
Lesson #2: Don't trust the bald-headed. They are insecure, which leads to derpage (Bagster's revenge of the nerds theory).
