[artichokegrower]

If I had a hammer I would hammer it in the morning....

[MNDude]

2 years ago, a man with a mattering life on the train attacked me for looking at him the wrong way.

[SamAdams76]

I’ve been riding the NYC subways for years. Always minded my own business and buried my face in a book or my device. Never make face contact with a stranger in NYC. Too many feral animals out there.

[Alas Babylon!]

Good.

Is Jammar still in Ja-Jail, or did they let him out AGAIN?

[Leaning Right]

I’ve read that New York City transit cops will eye tradesmen who ride on the subways. And here’s why. Many tradesmen carry boxcutters as part of their tool sets. But boxcutters are forbidden on the subways. So the cops are hoping to spot a boxcutter on a belt or in a tool bag. Gotta arrest those dangerous working people!

But evidently you can walk around with a big ol’ hammer and no one will bother you.

[Crucial]

I think we know what the victims looked like.

[EvilCapitalist]

The perp must have been listening to Maxwell’s silver hammer by the Beatles.

[Gene Eric]

We need clarity regarding the enemy.

[proud American in Canada]

I’d hammer it in the evening...all over this land!

Great memories.

My Grandfather mixed up Candy Land and “If I had a hammer...”

“Hey baby I’ll be your handyman.”

He said “Candyland...good song!”

My sister and I were cracking up.

[dfwgator]

Is his name “Maxwell”?

[dfwgator]

STOP! Hammer Time!

[T.B. Yoits]

This man roams free despite numerous arrests because Democrats want him to terrorize the population. The Democrats prevent victims from doing anything to force them to rely on the same corrupt Democrats that put them in harm’s way.

[Kozak]

And I was right about the perp.

[lee martell]

All over THIS man!

[Jeff Chandler]

This is what New Yorkers vote for.