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To: ransomnote

In, and thanks for all you do!

I was driving through the mountains recently and there was a sign that said “watch for fallen rocks”, so I stopped and picked up a fallen rock and took it to the highways office. Buggers wouldn’t give me a watch for it, though. Whatever happened to truth in advertising?


58 posted on 08/23/2021 10:35:05 AM PDT by gymbeau (I refuse to be anonymous. I am THEnonymous.)
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To: gymbeau; ransomnote

“watch for fallen rocks”


You’re lucky you didn’t crash into one! I was in a health foods store this afternoon, walking down an aisle minding my own business, when suddenly, several large bottles of Omega-3 capsules came crashing down from the top shelf, right on my head. Fortunately, my injuries were only super fish oil!

I’m in, and thanks for the new thread, ransomnote. No cute kitty .gif this time, as I’m in a rather warped mood today! ;-)


207 posted on 08/23/2021 4:27:53 PM PDT by 17strings (There are 2 means of refuge from the miseries of life, music & cats. - A. Schweitzer)
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To: gymbeau

Watch for falling rocks. That reminds me of a bad joke my Dad would tell me about an Indian named Falling Rock. A bad joke, but not nearly as bad as the joke he told when we were driving across the tap on zee bridge.


214 posted on 08/23/2021 4:57:17 PM PDT by TBall
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