How could they all be contaminated? Hasn't the C.D.C. ever made test kits before?
Well, the C.D.C. 'did not follow its own protocols'. That makes it all clear then, right?
Well, but HOW did it not follow its own protocols? You see, they had an open container of coronavirus in the room where the tests were being manufactured?
But how could anyone, in any industry, make such an error, let alone the CDC?! You mean they had an open container of COVID?!
No. NO. Read again. They had an open container of Coronavirus. That's completely different. No, the CDC would never leave an open container of COVID anywhere! That would be like leaving a container of Ebola open, exposing all those workers, killing everybody, super spreader! Give them credit, they are the CDC!
But wait, if it was just an open container of Corona Virus, NOT COVID, how could that spoil all those millions of tests?!
Unless....the 'tests' aren't specific to much of anything.....
"Problems ranged from researchers entering and exiting the coronavirus laboratories without changing their coats, to test ingredients being assembled in the same room where researchers were working on positive coronavirus samples, officials said. Those practices made the tests sent to public health labs unusable because they were contaminated with the coronavirus, and produced some inconclusive results."
It's always been a lie. The NYT article said something about how this would damage the CDC's reputation. And then they threw it down the memory hole and polished the 'spotless' authoratative reputation of the 'selfless' CDC, lifting them up to be tyrants ruling over us, lying to us, destroying our economy, forcing toxins on us.
That’s like a SNL skit.
Just write a protocol deviation.
We don't need no steenkin' GLP.