[x]

Maybe they take orders over the phone from a guy named Charlie ...

[bagster]

Ahahahahaha.

Told ya.

EXCLUSIVE: Scaled back? Not so much! Obama's 60th birthday bash looks anything but intimate as massive tents dwarf the mansion and John Legend, Chrissy Teigen, Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union arrive on Martha's Vineyard ahead of the celebration

(excerpt)

Seen from the sky, these exclusive pictures and video show the sprawling set-up of Barrack Obama's 60th birthday celebrations - and on the ground some of the crème de la crème of the entertainment, sports and political worlds are starting to arrive.

I sometimes get tired of being right all the time.

Or do I?

#DerpParty