Your dictaphone was manipulated in the height of the Russia, Russia, Russia scare.
They were after us all at the time.
In cahoots with Trump to brainwash us into voting for him, it worked!
Now Feeble-minded Pretend to be President has to use the full force of the IC to command us to obey or else.
I bet the FIB intercepted my dictation messages. Since Russia was never involved