Catturd ™
@catturd2
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6h
Breaking ...
Even though there’s a 99.8% chance you’ll never shit your pants - everyone should wear a diaper from now on, just to be safe.
If we can save just one shart, it’ll be worth it.
Lauren Boebert
@laurenboebert
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9h
Democrats want all student loan debt to be magically erased.
They now want people to just magically stop paying rent.
There is one problem - money doesn’t grow on magic trees.