I got both jabs nothing has happened
After my first Pfizer I only died once. After my 2nd I died 3 times and became magnetized, however the good news is that I never misplace my house keys anymore. But then a satellite dish shot out of my ass which was uncomfortable, but now I get not only 5G but 10G and unlimited free access to Hulu. Unfortunately, both Bill Gates and George Soros now knows every show I watch and told me I was too boring to monitor anymore.
I got both jabs nothing has happened
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YET!