You are insubordinate.
Folks who have worked themselves into a foamy frenzy are ripe for being tipped over the edge into a meltdown.
Folks who say 'folks' instead of 'people', are the gayest of folks.

Damned straight. Although that's probably the nicest thing I'll be called today.
Folks who say 'folks' instead of 'people', are the gayest of folks.
Not quite.
Don't forget the folks who say "jabs" and "coof".
Those goobs are riding on a lavender float in the gay pride parade wearing assless chaps and sporting rainbow monkey strap-ons.