Now here's the bad part. Your hysterical defense of the conspiracy makes you PART of the conspiracy.
Your screen name suits you.

Oh, yes! Yes! That's so true! Ya got me dead to rights, you do! My denial of your "Vax only works 1% of the time" lie makes me a part of the Big Pharma conspiracy too!
And no logic is required here to prove that Truth, because it is so, SO self-evident, that it utterly transcends logic and rational thought and facts and basic math and all the rest of that useless crap!
But please, please don't stop there. Hurt me some more! Lay bare my sins to all the world, that merely by my unbelief in the latest rabid conspiracy, I am A HUGE PART of them! Tell everyone that by my skepticism, I am part of the Grassy Knoll conspiracy, the "GWB bombed the WTC on 9/11" conspiracy, the Black Helicopters conspiracy, and all the rest.
Oh, my shame, my shame!