I sympathize with you! It must be so difficult to keep track of each conspiracy that you need to worry about. What if you focus so much on one conspiracy that you give short shrift to the others?
My solution! ---- (no, no. No need to thank me) --- The Conspiracy Master List Daily Tear-off Calendar. One page per day. But instead of one "cutesy saying" or "cute animal photo" per day, you an have an endless list of things like:
- "Grassy Knoll" Day
- "Black Helicopters" Day
- "Truther's" Day
- "RFID Trackers in Covid Vaxxes" Day
- .... and so on.